Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Kane 'em
- Team:
- Ref Team Zebra
- Start Date:
- Raw Meat 2009
- Height:
- Taller than most
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Englishman – Just checking out the rest of the Empire.
Derby Assets:
Bright, yellow whistle.
Special Derby Move:
The ‘I’m not angry, just disappointed’ look, just before sending you off.
Favourite Off-Skates Activities:
Trying to reinvent the skate wheel.
Earliest Roller-skating Memory:
Being eight years old, skating down the hall and knocking all the pictures off the wall. Skates were confiscated after that.
Origin of Derby Name:
Just flicking through my Latin phrase book (as you do), thought that one looks cool. It means dog.
Motto:
Beware of the dog.
Bio:
Some say he is illegal in seven Australian states and territories, and he blinks horizontally...
Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him...
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a zebra to the ground...
Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother he will head butt you in the chest...
Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch...