Adelaide Roller Derby

Derby Girl
Derby Girl

Profiles

Busty La Roux

Interesting Information

Name:
Busty La Roux
Number:
1800
Team:
Road Train Rollers
Start Date:
Fresh Meat 2009
Height:
4'16"

Distinguishing Characteristics:

Strong and curvy with a bottom that makes grown men weep.

Derby Assets:

A booty built for blocking and a mind built for scheming.

Special Derby Move:


Distracting the opposition with my generous cleavage and come hither smile before smashing them off the track with some well aimed booty blocks.

Greatest Derby Moment:

All of them...playing derby is awesome!

Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:

A quick snifter of absinthe.

Favourite Post-bout Wind Down:

The rest of the absinthe.


Favourite Off-Skates Activities:

Spending time with handsome men who can tell the difference between a shiraz and a grenache, and who'll keep my boudoir well stocked with silk sheets, rosewater and lustful activity.

Vices:

Red wine, chocolates, fine cheeses and long lie-ins.

Origin of Derby Name:

‘Busty’, I'm sure speaks for itself. ‘La Roux’ is a French last name meaning ‘The Red', a reference to the colour of my face when skating. So girls, if you are being pursued by a generous cleavage followed by a flaming red face, be prepared.....you are about to be 'Busted'!