Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Karmen Getme
- Number:
- 101
- Team:
- Road Train Rollers
- Start Date:
- October 2008
- Height:
- 5'3"
Distinguishing Characteristics:
I’m the girl with the dangerous curves you can’t take your eyes off.
Derby Assets:
Rump-o-lurve.
Special Derby Move:
I never bump and tell.
Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:
Heckling Jehovah’s Witnesses, and nudie runs to collect clothes off the Hills Hoist.
Derby Injuries:
Nothing broken, but I bruise easy so my whole thigh (tail to knee) bruise would be a standout.
Virtues:
I may be cheeky, but I know the rules.
Vices:
Let just say silly string will get you in lots of hot water, but it’s worth it.
Earliest Roller-skating Memory:
Kissing boys at St Clair’s Roller Disco in my fluoro coloured eighties rah-rah skirt. I would skate as fast as I could while breaking hearts.
Non-Derby-Confusion Moment:
Booty blocking fellow employees out of the way to the photocopier, water cooler, elevator…
Origin of Derby Name:
I am too cheeky for my own good, so Karmen Getme fits me snugly like a red-hot leather jumpsuit.