Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Letta Loose
- Number:
- 76
- Team:
- Road Train Rollers
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 177cm (a small percentage of that is definitely muscle)
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Fire red locks, a cold ass glare and customised steel plated shoulder and hip joints for maximum bone crunching power.
Derby Assets:
Like the Terminator in the original movies, (not the crappy sequels) she locks her eyes on her target and unleashes the shoulder of sorrow, causing tears and anguish.
Biggest Derby Regret:
Always needing to wee every single time when lined up and ready in pack. Letta can often be seen with legs tightly squeezed together to avoid unnecessary and potentially dangerous spillage.
Memorable Derby-Related Dream:
Dreams nightly become an embarrassing reality due to Letta’s serious medical condition known as “sleep skating”. This medical mystery often means Letta can be seen rolling down the road mumbling “Jammer on the inside” dressed only in her pink Miss Piggy nightie she owned as a young girl that is at least two sizes too small and barely covers her ……..?
Origin of Derby Name:
As a loud mouthed and aggressive child that never listened and continuously got herself into trouble, Letta one day angrily skated away from home and was abducted by vicious Amway dealers that made her skate dance for them to bolero music against her will.
Tired of being kept a prisoner Letta fought back until one day her captors drove her to the outback in a cardboard box and left her there with just her skates and Miss Piggy nightie.
The last thing she heard from inside her box that soon became her home for the next 3 years was a voice yelling “Letta Loose and let’s get outta here” hence this is where Letta Loose’s name originated from, as “lets get outta here” isn’t quite as catchy.