Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Mad Dog Mims
- Number:
- 310
- Team:
- Road Train Rollers
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 162cm
Distinguishing Characteristics:
A wet nose dripping down to a constantly frothing mouth due to lock jaw...
Derby Assets:
Being able to skate on her hind legs..
Special Derby move:
An extroverted poodle took Mad Dog Mims under her wing in '85 and taught her the infamous "talouha tail whip"..
Favourite off skates activities:
Hanging out on the set of Lassie, teaching him on his lunch breaks how to skate on one hind leg so he can be ready to try out next year before he falls off of the water fall.. Showing Milo and Otis how to go back wards on skates... watching Scooby Dooby Doo on Foxtel... going to Melbs and seeing Bouncer from Neighbours(he's a good kid).. brushing Hairy Mclarys coat..
Earliest roller skating memory:
Begging my parents to take me to Modbury skate rink for my 10th birthday and convincing myself that the reason I didnt win the limbo games was because my tail got in the way..
Non derby confusion moment:
I saw an old lady at a bus stop getting drenched by the rain last week. As she put her hand out for the bus to stop I grabbed it and outside whipped her all the way home..
Origin of derby name:
The great philosopher Markious Pethickoloris once said "the madness of a dog derives from the madness of his tail" .. I think we can all relate to that..
Motto:
Dance til the dogs come home!
Theme tune:
Rebel Grrl- Bikini Kill