Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Scannell Beater
- Number:
- 911
- Team:
- Road Train Rollers
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 5 ft Nothing.
Distinguishing Characteristics:
My G cups.
Special Derby Move:
Half Pike double backward somersault baseball slide. Difficult to see with the naked eye.
Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:
Dead silent Mexican hat dance on skates.
Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:
Playing chicken with semi trailers and working as Angelina Jolie’s stunt double.
Non-Derby-Confusion Moment:
Working a shopping mall crowd like a jam and getting arrested for taking people out!
Virtues:
Mostly Harmless.
Vices:
Just one big one. It’s in my padded lair.
Motto:
Resistance is useless.
Theme Tune:
Hammer Time or should that be Scannell Time?
Bio:
From a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, where they breed them small and sarcasm is a form of wit….. If you wish to know more, you’ll really have to read the book I haven’t got all day.