Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- Tricksey Belt'em
- Number:
- 106
- Team:
- Road Train Rollers
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 5'6"
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Unruly mass of blonde dreads spilling out of helmet and a winged lion tattoo on left arm.
Derby Assets:
Jumbo guns and ghetto booty from years of skating.
Special Derby Move:
Cut 'n' run.
Favourite Off-Skates Activities:
Unicycle riding, peach stone carving, bicycle tube valve collection and yelling commands into a dictaphone, the TAPE kind.
Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:
Driving past Netley police station doing 64kph in the 60 zone.
Derby Injuries:
In the words of Bart Simpson, 'I fell on my bottom'.
Motto:
Never, ever give up, even if your limbs fall off and you have to propel yourself with nothing but bloody stumps and determination.
Bio:
Tricksey was born with a full set of teeth in 1962. She was given her first set of skates at age 5, then had them confiscated for a month for biting the next-door neighbour's dog. A series of bite-related incidents followed until her arms grew large and were good for pushing other skaters out of her way. While waiting out a three month ban from the local skating rink, she reassessed her motivations and returned as the security guard, preferring to patrol on wheels and shoulder-block naughty patrons directly out the door. Over the years, Tricksey has tried several sports on skates, but found none completely satisfied her penchant for a little bit of the ol' ultra-violence. Derby came to Adelaide and the rest, my friends, is history.