Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- BeatEmUp Buttercup
- Number:
- 52
- Team:
- Salty Dolls
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 188cm – am I the tallest Adelaidie on skates??
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Apart from towering above the minions? Spidermonkey legs, and generally a pitcher of beer, or two.
Derby Assets:
I see you coming a mile away, honey.
Special Derby Move:
Spidermonkey block.
Greatest Derby Moment:
My Derby Fiance’s Widow was scared she’ll get hurt if we’re on different team. Luckily the Dolls saw a bit of nautical in both of us.
Off-skates Thrill Seeker Activities:
Swimming with Shrieking Eels, Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Torture in the Pit of Despair, Wrestling the Rodents of Unusual Size, Bathing in the Fire Pit, playing strip poker with Fezzick, Inigo, Vezzini, and The Dread Pirate Roberts. The six fingered man can’t play because he cheats!
Memorable Derby-Related Dream:
Jamming, coming up the back of the pack, then doing a forward spring flip over the pack, landing , and freaking skating lap after lap doing this!! Then everyone spins out while they decide if it is actually a legal move, and if they can justify giving my team 400 points!
Bio:
I Liked the boy in the next village when I was little, so I stole his ye olde skool skateboard. When he came and asked if I had seen it I ran outside to grab it, only I tripped on the farm boy and managed to break it. While my crush was laughing at me, I picked up the 2 halves and proceeded to beat him to a pulp. I then strapped the two halves onto my feet and proceeded to torture the villagers with my smooth moves, speed, and amazingly evil cackle. Later I made the adjustment of adding 2 more wheels to each half, and became the Buttercup that Beats Em Up. It’s easy, do as I say and you’ll fall in line….