Profiles
Interesting Information
- Name:
- D’Juana Fightme
- Number:
- 2047
- Team:
- Salty Dolls
- Start Date:
- Fresh Meat 2009
- Height:
- 163cm of crazy!
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Loud mouth, colourful tattoos, rock lobster patch and the occasional flash of the booty.
Derby Assets:
Hard blocks and a booty that will knock you into next Tuesday… with a little help from a bean burrito!
Special Derby Move:
The Scuttlebutt Shuffle.
Preferred Skating Attire:
Knee high socks, short shorts, poncho, sombrero and a gringo mo.
Pre-Bout Psych-Up Routine:
Dancing around my sombrero singing “La Cucaracha”.
Favourite Off-Skates Activities:
Making awesome glass beads to throw under my opponents’ skates and drinking tequila with my pet donkey.
Off-Skates Thrill Seeker Activities:
Running with the bulls, shooting precious antique cans, back-alley fights, streaking in a busy street with nothing on but my sombrero.
Bio:
D’Juana was sold by her parents at the age of 3 to Alejandro Martinez, the head honcho of the most ruthless
underground trafficking cartel known on the streets of Tijuana, Mexico. On her 10th birthday,
she was put to work as an illegal street fighter for gamblers and tourists. During a trade-gone-wrong
she managed to run away with her only possession, her skates, and never looked back.
Nowadays, with a combination of skates, fighting prowess and a large amount of crazy,
she has been unleashed into the world of derby as D'Juana Fightme. Ole!